The symmetry of starbucks
They spent a lot of time trying to think of a name
( 1 day ago) · May 24,2013 → 0 notes

Anonymous asked: you could have anyone

Haha, maybe. 

( 1 day ago) · May 24,2013 → 3 notes

Anonymous asked: Nice anon post to yourself loser.

Actually I was busy anon messaging someone else. These messages are from a few months ago and I was looking through my old messages and saw that I never answered them. (Because I was kind of seeing someone at the time)

But thanks for the attempt at insulting me and just being ignorant instead! :]

( 1 day ago) · May 24,2013 → 2 notes

Anonymous asked: Hi I'm a girl and I find it extremely cute that you haven't give oral to a girl ? Well anyways I just wanna shove my boobs in your face and have you smack me till I'm red. I just wanna experiment with you, like shove your cock up my tight juicy vagina and try many different sex positions. We can take turns pleasuring each other or i could just give you a blow job the whole time. Fuck what everyone thinks. I'm just sexually attracted to you right now.

haha, well I’m flattered. 

( 1 day ago) · May 24,2013 → 4 notes

Anonymous asked: Hey you're gorgeous be my boyfriend

haha, okay fine. 

( 1 day ago) · May 24,2013 → 0 notes

Anonymous asked: Are you looking for a relationship at the moment

Yeah, that would be nice. 

( 2 days ago) · May 23,2013 → 2 notes

Anonymous asked: Why do you think you are ugly?

I’m just not a fan of myself.

I recently read an article that 93% of people consider themselves to be better than average looking. Which is statistically impossible in terms of the truth. So I guess I’m in the 7% who consider themselves below average.

But to answer your actual question, one of the reasons is that I don’t like my smile, it seems reminiscent of the green goblin from the spiderman movies. I mean that by how my cheeks tend to puff up and my jaw almost becomes a round pointing arrow. That’s why you rarely see me smile in my pictures, it’s not because I have a zig zagging crossword puzzle of teeth, haah. I also don’t like my body, despite how often I post pictures of it. I have very skinny legs, that’s one of the reasons why I rarely wear shorts. I also dislike my forearms, they’re rather skinny, but that’s because of since I workout, my main muscle groups that I workout tend to bulk up while the extremities tend to languish. There are workouts for your forearms and I’ve done them to the point where I’m comfortable with my own forearms to where they are now, but they’re not perfect, which is the goal. Other things I don’t like about myself are that my pecs aren’t big enough, I don’t have a six pack without flexing. My back muscles could be better defined. And going back to six pack, since I work out my abdominal muscles, they bulge out, almost making it look like I have a mini gut, but this is fairly common in body builders where they’re trying to make their muscles larger, here is a picture of Jay Cutler on the left, doesn’t he look fat? He’s won numerous body building competitions though, but that’s my point, is that size can make you look fat. Continuing on with picking on my body, my butt, although really defined, it’s rather small and often looks flat in the pants that I wear. I had a chiropractor pick on me once for how small my butt was, her point was just that I was a skinny 4th grader, but it’s stuck with me. I’m not scared for life because of it, but it is regularly on my mind. And then the last few parts we can pick on are thighs, face, and hair. My thighs aren’t big, just like the rest of my legs. So there’s that. I don’t like my face because I’ve had a difficult time with acne, I’d like to think it’s getting better but I don’t like where it is currently. And finally my hair. I’m blonde, although people have regularly called me brunette, but I have the pictures from being 4 that prove that my hair was as yellow as the sun. Anyway I really hate blondes, I think they’re ugly, I’ve made out with them and even dated them, I think black hair is sexy. Overall though I do hate blonde hair, it’s like the difference between being 5’7 and 5’8, that’s how much it matters to me, which basically means not at all.

( 2 days ago) · May 23,2013 → 0 notes

Anonymous asked: You're like really, really cute. Gahhh.(: Yea you must get that a lot.

Occasionally. I just want people to say something of consequence.

( 2 days ago) · May 23,2013 → 2 notes

Anonymous asked: Whats wrong with your neck?

I don’t know, what is wrong with my neck?

What if I had bigger pecs?
( 3 days ago) · May 22,2013 → 5 notes

Anonymous asked: Favourite people you follow/talk to?

These people

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( 3 days ago) · May 22,2013 → 0 notes

Anonymous asked: YOURE NOT UGLY SHUDDDDUPPPPP

Haha okay thanks!

( 3 days ago) · May 22,2013 → 1 note

Anonymous asked: can we like be friends ?

I’m ready for friendship whenever you are!

Fancy feast for people as lazy as cats