2. Self harmed? Not intentionally
3. Crush? Me
4. Kissed anyone? Plenty of mirrors
5. Coke or Pepsi? Cokekain
6. Someone you hate? Someone
7. Best Friends? Have stayed behind
8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? Alcohol is a drug
9. What's your dream job? Lotto Winner
10. Ever been in love? I thought I was
11. Last time you cried? Sooner than later
12. Favorite color? Red
13. Height? 6'2
14. Birthday? The 100th day of the year, 101 on leap years
15. Eye color? Blue
16. Hair color? Blonde
17. What do you love? xXx
18. Obsession? Candy
19. If you had one wish, what would it be? "I wish for someone to be happy tomorrow."
20. Do you love someone? Maybe
21. Kiss or hug? Makeout
22. Nicknames people call you? Everything
23. Favorite song? Wannabe
24. Favorite band? Chumbawumba
25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? Being born
26. Best thing that has ever happened to you? Masturbation performed by a woman's mouth.
27. Something you would change about yourself? My face
28. Ever dated someone? Yes
29. Worst mistake? Dating someone
30. Watch the movie or read the book? Watch it
31. Ever had a heartbreak? Not mine
32. Favorite show? Girls gone wild
33. Best day of your life? The day I die
34. Any talents? Standing
35. Do you wish you could ever start over? Repeatedly
36. Any bad habits? Many
37. Ever had a near death experience? Yes
38. Someone I can tell anything to? Not anymore
39. Ever lost a loved one? Perhaps
40. Do you believe in love? Nope
41. Someone you hate/Dislike? Someone
42. Are you okay? Perhaps
43. Relationship status? Single as a pringle
Only for free!
Maybe we can touch eachother’s genitals with our own genitals. Mind blown?
Quite a few years ago, there was this girl who would let me do anything I wanted to her in a sexual manner. It was mostly one of those things where I was just being an awful person by taking complete advantage of her naivety. After a few times of doing it and using her, she began trying to turn me into a type of boyfriend and I felt rather uncomfortable with such a relationship with her. I don’t know if it’s that I felt that I could do better or if it is that I just didn’t feel comfortable around her like that. Or maybe I just enjoyed having easy sex without the responsibilities of having to talk or care about someone. Eventually she asked me to go with her as a date to a party and I just completely stopped talking to her. I can tell she was more hurt than mad about it, but it still felt like a horrible thing to do.
Eventually a few months or years later, this girl was having a party at her house, I was mostly flirting with the girl at the time but she invited me over anyway, I think she was just desperate to have people show up at her party because she lived in the middle of nowhere and probably didn’t expect me to show up, but I was bored and just wanted something to do. I went to the party, hoping to hook up with the host as the party died down and people left. There was this intensely obese woman dressed up as sailor moon hitting on me. I felt horrible for her because she was obviously drunk and I was being nice by not just outright refuting her advances. She eventually started being a depressed drunk, acknowledging how I wasn’t going to even give her a chance and how she was making a fool of herself by coming on to me, and all I could think about was how good the host looked in her bumble bee costume. I just wanted everyone to leave but eventually the bumble bee host started saying some rather stupid things like about how Iraq was a communistic country before we invaded and that’s why it’s a good thing we invaded, there are just so many things that are wrong with that statement, her dad was in the military which is why she had such a warped view of reality.
In the middle of the party, the girl who I used for sex a few months or years prior had shown up, I felt uncomfortable and wanted to leave, this one more attractive girl dressed as a cat said that she needed to change her state sticker but didn’t know how, I offered to help as she was leaving and planned on leaving as well. Of course the girl who I used for sex and her friend who hated me, both followed me and the cat girl outside, I helped her change her state sticker on her car and then me and her talked about going somewhere. Of course, the two unwanted stragglers interrupted and asked if I wanted to go on a walk with them and talk about things. Part of me wanted to, if not to just apologize, although part of me wanted to try to get a threesome. I refused though and said I was fine and decided to leave and go home. I left and tried to never talk to them ever again. Although they’ve popped up in much less embarrassing manners over the years.
Stop taunting me with descriptions of yourself. :)
Single as a Pringle, baby!
That’s the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic
This week has felt pretty hectic for me. I took a test in continuation for my job, around 45% of people fail it on their first time. I’m part of the 55% that pass. I didn’t find out that I’d pass until last night, starting block 3 out of my 6 block education. I really don’t know how to make a comparison of how astonished and accomplished I feel. This isn’t the worst part yet though. I still have a final test coming up by February 28th. But that’ll just be the end of block 4. If you failed the test I took last night, you would get sent back by 2 weeks in addition to however long it took for them to find an empty seat in class for you. Last night we lost 4 people out of the class of 14, only one of them was a decent guy, one was probably my biggest supporter in my class, one gave up and the other is my room mate. It’s going to be an odd schedule with my room mate now working on days but it could be much worse, I actually kind of like that now I won’t see my room mate 24 hours a day. The only other thing I have a problem with is that the only female in the class hates me. I have a vague idea why but it feels prejudicial, especially when you consider the environment we work in, I’m not worse than most other people. Eitherway we’re down to 8 from the original 15, we’ve lost a total of 11 people since class began. The extra 4 are people who were placed in our class after failing other tests. Supposedly I won’t be done with this class until June or May, if I can make it through the course without failing once, I’ll be happy. I have an 88% average in the class and the class average is around 84%, but that’s mostly due to the people who have really low grades in the 70s. I haven’t gotten a score lower than 80% yet but that doesn’t mean much, each test is extremely different from one another and only few things are relatable to previous tests.